Crazy fast build times (Or when 10 seconds starts to make you nervous)

- 10 mins read

Firstly this is not just my effort but my team and organisation.
Secondly the usual rules apply, this is expert advise and what works for me will very probably cause your whole production stack to blow up and kill people.
Lastly this is long so skip to the bit you care about or come along and chat at QCon London 2012

Well lets answer the obvious questions:
“Can this work for real apps or just fun stuff?” Yes real apps old and new.
“Does it need to be greenfield?” No but it takes a long time (months) to get builds down on old codebases.

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99 Bottles of Beer in Totallylazy

- 1 min read 
import static com.googlecode.totallylazy.Runnables.printLine;
import static com.googlecode.totallylazy.lambda.Lambdas.n;
import static com.googlecode.totallylazy.lambda.Lambdas.λ;
import static com.googlecode.totallylazy.numbers.Numbers.decrement;
import static com.googlecode.totallylazy.numbers.Numbers.range;

public class BottlesOfBeer {
    // Run with -javaagent:enumerable-java-0.4.0.jar -cp:totallylazy-598.jar:enumerable-java-0.4.0.jar
    public static void main(String[] args) {
        range(99, 0).map(λ(n, verse(n))).each(printLine("%s of beer on the wall.\n"));
    }

    private static String verse(Number number) {
        if (number.equals(0))
            return "No more bottles of beer on the wall, no more bottles of beer.\n" +
                   "Go to the store and buy some more, 99 bottles";
        return String.format("%s of beer on the wall, %1$s of beer.\n" +
            "Take one down and pass it around, %s", bottles(number), bottles(decrement(number)));
    }

    private static String bottles(Number number) {
        if (number.equals(0)) return "no more bottles";
        if (number.equals(1)) return "1 bottle";
        return number + " bottles";
    }
}

Slow TrackPoint on Dell Precision M6500 under Ubuntu 10.10

- 1 min read

If you have a Dell Precision M6500 with a Synaptic TouchPad + TrackPoint) (rather than an ALPS version) and you are running Ubuntu 10.10 you may find the TrackPoint / TrackStick / Nipple is being detected as a standard PS/2 Generic Mouse and this is causing the movement to be very slow.

You can check this by typing:

xinput list

If you see something like this:

Virtual core pointer                    	id=2	[master pointer  (3)]
↳ Virtual core XTEST pointer              	id=4	[slave  pointer  (2)]
↳ SynPS/2 Synaptics TouchPad              	id=11	[slave  pointer  (2)]
↳ PS/2 Generic Mouse                      	id=12	[slave  pointer  (2)]

As you can see the TrackPoint is not listed and as such you wont see it in any of the configuration screens.

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Crazy Talk - Holistic Web Testing - Some forces...

- 1 min read

So given the above, the forces I am trying to balance are

  • Make it easy for people to do the right thing, hard to do the wrong thing.
  • Make it valuable (Finds more bugs than false alarms)
  • Make it resilient (Allows me to refactor like the true crazy person I am)
  • Make it fast (Magnify it’s value rather deminishing it)
  • Make it good enough (Give me enough confidence to do more crazy stuff but don’t become dogmatic)
  • Allow people to do what they are good at

Next I’ll talk about how the default setup I use to do, in-memory, out of container testing.

Crazy Talk - Holistic Web Testing - Whys and Values...

- 1 min read

Now for some web specific whys/values I do the in-memory acceptance testing…

  • Semantic Html is my golden hammer
  • Progressive enhancement is my swiss army knife
  • I love JavaScript but try to never write any but if i must I make sure it’s generic. I try very hard to make sure no else writes any either and if they do I just refactor it till it deletes itself.
  • I love AHAH and barely tolerate AJAX / JSON
  • REST is my natural state not something I read about

All of these forces / values / beliefs drive me to solve the problem of web testing in a very different approach from most people. It is about an alternative holistic approach to web architecture, testing and productivity.

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Crazy Talk - Holistic Web Testing - Some values...

- 1 min read

(Previously on TWSDEV)

As the “crazy” guy behind the in-memory / out-of-container acceptance testing on a number of java/.net projects, I think it’s important I explain to people the “Why” and the forces / constraints I am trying to balance. But first I want to quickly lay down my beliefs and values:

  • I believe in testing as much as possible (UI included)
  • I believe tests must add more value than they cost (Measure it!)
  • I value tests that are fast and are resilient to change more than tests that take a long time to run and are brittle.
  • When refactoring a feature I value acceptances tests and integration test over unit tests.
  • When designing/exploring a new interface / object interaction I value unit tests over acceptance tests to help guide me.
  • I believe that QA’s are so much better at finding bugs than DEVs but worse at writing code / abstractions

The Crazy Talk Series - An introduction to an alternative web architecture and construction method

- 2 mins read

If you have met me or worked with me in the last 15 years or so, you will know that I am pretty mad about the web as a platform, HTTP as a protocol and HTML as a state engine. Add to this the last 6 years or so practising agile techniques while building highly scalable websites and you tend to find that I have fairly unusual views in the field about how to build and architect web applications.

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Google Chromium Team rocks!

- 1 min read

So I noticed an issue with Google Chromium and it not updating the cached entry with new headers on a HTTP 304 response. So I logged the issue last weekend and bang! 6 days later the issue is resolved and I have a new version of the browser on my desktop.

Not only was the process super fast but I watched the fix being discussed then applied. I looked at the code change and the unit tests being updated all as it happened. Needless to same I am very impressed.

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